Soccer By Ives

The Olympic Qualifying Streaker Speaks

                                                                     Photo by ISI Photos

When the most attractive streaker in U.S. soccer history left the field at Raymond James Stadium dressed in bra, panties and American flag, there were plenty of questions going through the minds of U.S. fans watching the USA-Honduras game last week. Is she drunk? Is she single? Is she a Mons Venus marketing ploy?

So many questions were out there that I couldn't help but want to interview Tiffany May, so when SF at The Offside Rules found her MySpace page I was ready for the interview request. Two things stopped me. The fact that I couldn't even remember my MySpace password (yes, it's been a while) AND the fact that it all felt a bit stalker-ish (no offense there Christian Miles).

Thanks to the like-minded folks at Hillcrest Road, the Kansas City Wizards team blog, an interview with Miss May is now available. Hillcrest Road spoke to Tiffany, asking her all some of the questions going through our minds.

Here is the interview. Enjoy. (And for those of you wondering, the winners of the You Write the Caption contest for the above photo will post on Monday.)

You Write the Caption: The Streaker Edition

Admit it, you saw the female streaker who ran around Raymond James Stadium and brought excitement to an otherwise boring match. You must have seen the repeated replays as Christian Miles nearly had to excuse himself from the FSC broadcast booth.

Well, now's your chance to re-live it one more time.

No, I won't be showing you a YouTube clip (let's face it, you have already watched it a few dozen times). I'll be bringing you a special edition of You Write the Caption (and no, I haven't forgotten the Beckham/Xavier or Taylor Twellman installments. They're coming). The great folks at ISI Photos were able to capture a quality photo of the streaker's moment of glory and I want you, the SBI Mafia, to lend your creative magic to it.

I won't be offering up one suggestion of my own, but rather an SBI Top Five of caption suggestions. The bar is being set high folks. Bring the comedy and PLEASE try to keep it clean.

Enjoy.