You Write the Caption: The Streaker Edition

Admit it, you saw the female streaker who ran around Raymond James Stadium and brought excitement to an otherwise boring match. You must have seen the repeated replays as Christian Miles nearly had to excuse himself from the FSC broadcast booth.

Well, now's your chance to re-live it one more time.

No, I won't be showing you a YouTube clip (let's face it, you have already watched it a few dozen times). I'll be bringing you a special edition of You Write the Caption (and no, I haven't forgotten the Beckham/Xavier or Taylor Twellman installments. They're coming). The great folks at ISI Photos were able to capture a quality photo of the streaker's moment of glory and I want you, the SBI Mafia, to lend your creative magic to it.

I won't be offering up one suggestion of my own, but rather an SBI Top Five of caption suggestions. The bar is being set high folks. Bring the comedy and PLEASE try to keep it clean.

Enjoy.

                                                                         Photo by ISI Photos

5. A U.S. fan brings new meaning to the FULL-BACK position.

4. After watching Robbie Findley and Charlie Davies do such a terrible job against Cuba, Tiffany May shows everybody how you play the wing.

3. Nobody had the heart to tell the young lady that the Mons Venus tryouts were further down the street.

2. A clear offside is complete ignored by the linesman, who was too busy holding the wrong flag.

And the No. 1 caption suggestion for our streaker's run to glory:

1. Sepp Blatter's dream of the perfect women's soccer uniform is realized.

Now it's your turn. Bring the heat.

Comments

[gary]

Tiffany shows the rest of the world the REAL American dream, 15 seconds of fame.

[markspence02]

That "boing" you hear is not the bounce of the ball.

[Byron]

I thought that the Revs were relaxed on Twellman's uniform, but the Nats are letting him get away with murder.

[JayDelight]

Last name: Client. Jersey #: 10.

[KingSnake]

"Streaking": Failure to understand the concept.

[Charlie N.]

To quote Max Bretos,"Nice Ay-doos".

[guillermo]

Is that an offsides flag in your pocket?

[sidenetting]

Brandi Chastain's sports bra finally gets a real workout

[CD]

Brandi Chastain's little sister takes it a step further.

[g-loff]

Nike, in an attempt to mirror the new environmental consciousness, unveils it's "Global Warming" version of the US Soccer Uniform.

[Kevin]

The penalty taking at Olympic Qualifying was so bad Peter Nowak brought in Brandi Chastain to show them how its done.

[Whitescandal]

For the man without $4300 to spend.

[Bill]

Frankie Hejduk goes through his paces in Nike's new USMNT warm-up kit

[CD]

Raul to Fidel:

"Damn Fidel do you blame those guys for defecting. Thats a nice piece of USA a**."

[Nick]

1. "Superstar!"

-Sorry, made me think of the SNL skit

2. Closest Jozy Altidore comes to scoring in the group stages.

[CD]

This portion of the match brought to you by Hanes Her Way.

[kpugs]

U.S. soccer's last gasp attempt at getting Americans to notice the sport.

[Modibo]

Whitescandal's gets my vote for the captions submitted so far!

[Charlie N.]

Tried out for the U23's but was a bust.

[jayslick]

Only in a nation that was founded by people england kicked out for being too square do we find square streakers.

"i wanna streak, but i would never be naked in front of that many people."

england is disappointed, the 60's are disappointed, her family is disappointed. half-assed effort all around.

[g-loff]

What happens to you if you ask Ives about John O'Brian or relegation one more time.

[Bill]

Tiffany May's attempt to "crack" the U-23 Men's starting XI is a total "bust"

[CD]

The Mia Hamm inspired logo for the new women's soccer league soccer is quickly replaced after field research by the accounting firm of Raymond James shows other options are more likely to excite fans.

[Charlie N.]

Later that night Christian Miles fouled her in the box...

[CD]

"Later that night Christian Miles fouled her in the box..."

Nice angle to take, I like.

[Dannyc58]

Haiti's coach throws his clipboard in disgust after his defenders refuse to even cover the "talent" he brought to practice today (pictured above).

[TapocoL]

Soccer Tip: Never leave your "back-side" open like this unless you want to give up an "easy score".

[David]

After this little Johnny found his calling in life. Soccer field security.

[Eric]

And thus, the world was introduced to the best soccer product the US has produced to date.

[The Fan's Attic]

This is how the string theory applies to soccer.

[Tony in Quakeland]

FUlham's next signing.

[Gino]

And the crowd begins to chant "Show us your T-TS"

[Kosh71]

Assistant Coach to Nowak: "Well you did demand a winning streak."

[MasterShake]

Another victim making a run for it. I told them to not get involved with Taylor Twellman. He makes you wear a flag on your head.

[g-loff]

From Streaker Quarterly:
"Tampa Bay is considered a nice alternative for first-time streakers: nice weather, genial crowds, and a glaring absence of cricket players to lambaste you as you prance around".

[Jesse]

Looks, Like Landon will wear anything to get a little closer to David beckham

[Jim]

The Bourbon Street Mardi Bra's take the field in US Open Cup action.

or

The US National Team scores at the Samba Soccer Classic

[bill]

Bretos would have been fumbling like an even bigger idiot than he is if he'd been calling this game!

1.) Max Bretos: "If I'd worn an outfit like that in high school I would have been popular."

or

2.) Camerman: "WHERE'S THE ZOOM BUTTON!! WHERE'S THE ZOOM BUTTON!!"

or

3.) U.S. Soccer tries introducing a new "mascot" in hopes of getting the MTV audience.

[g-loff]

What Ruud Gullit really meant by bringing "sexy football" to America...

[CD]

Filming begins on the new adult film "Under 23".

[wrc]

Meth-head stripper paid $5 bucks to streak

[Chad]

Two words.

Epic Win.

[david 09]

The Raymond James Stadium Security finally found a reason to put down the donut and to get in shape.

The Raymond James Stadium event planners finally found a way to get grown men to run around after tying a $50 bill to a woman, after taking the idea from a local rodeo when kids chased the pig.

[Sinter]

"Someone help, I just escaped from Chuck Blazer's house."

[Hoch]

Another proof that American soccer is rapidly catching up to Europe.

[adudu]

cap her now!

[Steve]

Get arrested or sit around and watch these hacks try to finish? See ya.

[bill]

Filming begins on the new adult film "Under 23".

Posted by: CD | March 18, 2008 at 04:09 PM

>>>HILARIOUS!!

[astute observer]

Where exactly do I stake my discovery claim?

[therealfan]

Play Harder!

[Charlie N.]

I knew the Haitian was bush league...

[Danny]

Does this flag make me look fat?

[Joamiq]

No caption, but just wanted to say I think this picture of the incident is even funnier: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/15/px00212_91.jpg

[j]

"The USA's Gold medal Olympic winning Streak began with this moment,in a qualifier in Tampa,Florida"

[ejs]

Today, US soccer fans mourned the loss of the defected Cuban players.

[j1m]

Not only did the Cuban players decide to defect, many were observed "saluting" the flag.

[ManicMessiah]

An answer to the question: 'Who on a football pitch would have a more coveted top than Leo Messi?'

[r]

I got nothing funny to add.
all i can say is Dayumn. That streaker is hot. She has a nice bod.

[BK]

Guinness book entry #125,336:

Most flagpoles erected at once: 10,213

[CD]

Fidel tuning in after the defections:

"Even with the American flag on, I'd hit that."

[Mark]

After years of research, US Soccer finally deploys their secret "weapon" against the young Hondurans: a drunken white chick wearing a smile, a flag and little else...

[Eugene]

Golazo!

[patrick]

Ives,

Not sure if you know but, the Big Lead linked to this thread, for the pic of the streaker. THat should boost the hits, Thebiglead is a great sportsblog with a big following

[John Godfrey]

Brandi Chastain's attempt to revive her career kicks into high gear.

[DDT5583]

The USA misses yet another prime scoring chance

[Justice]

This member of Sam's Army doesn't quite grasp the concept of "going commando".

or

This takes the term "hardcore" support to a whole new level.

or!!!!

Shortly after this excited supporter took the field, calls of "Man On! filled the Stadium".

[KennyWoo]

Who'd she exchange jerseys with after the game?

[Jim]

Soccer
From Victorias Secret's

[Gilly73]

What's the difference between soccer in the USA & the rest of the world?

In the USA we streak with our panties on

[bill]

>>Justice, I love your third option! "Shortly after this excited supporter took the field, calls of "Man On! filled the Stadium".

Hilarious!!

[Brant]

You wanted the US to score more in the tournament... I'm only here to help.

[David Berger]

Don Garber: Damn! I gotta bring back the Mutiny!

[tokick]

Tiffany does 23.

[Amit]

Hey Wonder Woman, only your car is invisible!

[Chris]

So many Cubans defected they asked drunk women in the crowd to play for them.

[Seisco]

As you can see by the fans reactions, Americans are disgusted and appalled at the soccer tradition of streaking.

[hipi]

"Some half naked female HIPI' just run cross the field fi gi the game some life.She look hot to say the least... "

From: http://www.thereggaeboyz.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/89288/page/1/fpart/2

[MasterShake]

Amada Guevarra's wife is happy to be in America again.

[tommymcb]

"Tampa woman shows off her cankles"

[Scott]

-Cheap Tickets to the game $15.00

-Front row tickets on the night a streaker shows up $50.00

-Being the cameraman 10 feet from the streaker with a $20,000 camera that has 100 times HD optical zoom.....Priceless

[jstlouis]

The REAL "American Idol".

[Justice]

If she were the opposing goalkeeper, I'd crash her box? :-x sorry ives, couldn't resist...

[Richard]

Jim Rome: "When did I say soccer sucked?"

[Arsenal_RPB]

Joga Bonito

[Mike Caramba]

The U-23 Boys' National Team quickly becomes the U-23 Men's National Team

[Mike Caramba]

Christopher Sullivan compliments streaker's "tanga"

[hdtv]

sam's army just got a whole lot bigger...

[CD]

To honor your country ladies and gentlemen please rise and direct your attention to the flag barer on the field.

[Eric]

No caption, but just wanted to say I think this picture of the incident is even funnier: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/15/px00212_91.jpg

Posted by: Joamiq | March 18, 2008 at 04:42 PM

That picture just proves what I've always suspected. Hunter Freeman bats for the other team.

[PCFC]

U-23 Men's National Team and Nike announce that nylon shorts are no longer suitable for gameplay...due to a hardening situation, more durable attire is needed.

[Arriaga]

Miami's bid for an MLS team was strengthened today when a female activist demonstrated the southeast's need for a club with a streaker specific stadium.

[Briggs]

Newest member of the "Greatest Team You Have Never Heard Of" endures a little rookie hazing.

[Lloyd Heilbrunn]

I understand Chad Barrett tried to grab her to give her a kiss, but she bounced off 10 yards.....

[Zungazan]

McCarty's mom embarrasses poor Dax yet again...

[LA Metro]

God bless America.

[The Fly One]

She saw one picture of former governor Spitzer and was caught running the opposite direction...

[Daniel]

Sepp Blatter's original idea of female football players wearing hot pants just got reduced.

[Charlie N.]

In a crazy turn of events, Hope Solo runs on to the field yelling," I wanna play keeper, I wanna play keeper."

[Beech]

I don't really have a comment but the looks on all the boys faces in the crowd says it all.

[HE from NJ]

Suspiciously after the 'streaker' incident Governor Spitzer announces that after a long career in politics, he intends to follow a career in soccer.