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You surely have seen it by now. Clint Dempsey's hilarious face aimed at Jamaica's Ryan Johnson as the two exchanged words during the U.S. team's 1-0 victory on Tuesday.
Dempsey didn't take too kindly to Johnson's attempt at talking tough and responded with a face that was equal parts crazy and funny.
In case you haven't seen it, or just want to watch it again, here it is:
That face needs a name and it's up to SBI readers to come up with the perfect name. The Gas Face? The Nacogdoches Face? The Don't Mess With Texas Face?
Share your name suggestions below.






Plain and simple: Deuceface
It was being called sassy face on twitter, which I like
he’s doing his best mac dre “thizz face” impression:
link to ramendays.com
The Don’t Tread Face
It doesn’t need a name. It’s the “Dempsey Face”
Missed the best part of the clip. Tells him to meet him after the game. So glorious. Dempsey is so hood.
Nana nabubu face.
Derp Tread on This.
Second this, it’s painfully obvious, but given where you’d see that face in the context of real life, it has to be the “Dropping a Deuce” face, or “Deuceface” for short.
The “Dy’er mak’er Stanker”
I just sucked on a lemon
Sphinc Brow
Deuce Face. It’s gotta be.
Does he say “After the game” at Johnson at the end? Looks like it. #streetfight
Dropping a Deuce!
Yeah there’s really no other choice than this one.
Mac Dr! Hyphy.
Ugh. Mac Dre, that is.
Its the ” I smell cheap jamaican brick weed” face.
I think it’s the “Bitch, what you got to worry about?!” face.
Unwieldy? Then I vote for Deuceface. (Pronounced Doo-chay-fah-chay)
Win.
Clint Dempsey is not impressed.
Davies = Stanky Leg
Deuce = Stanky Face
He Dropped a Deuce on that guy
How is anything other than DeucFace? It’s so close the duck face anyways.
Dempsey is the closest world class player we have ever had
is that a poop reference?
Deuceface or Taking a Deuce are the 2 best ones.
Is this tweeting worldwide?
We all know it was a STFU face
The “don’t be a bitch” face
STANKY FACE
The get Ian Darke to say something outrageously English face.
Balloon Knot face?
1. Deuce-face!
2. Don’t tread on me!
3. After the game b***h!
FindingNemo Face
Field Player
aka, the deuce face
The ONYD face (Oh no you didn’t!)
In case you didn’t know it…Never f@#K with a Texan. We tend not to back down to anyone
Keep Represented Deuce !
Representing*
Stankface FTW
1. Deuceface
2. Stankface
3. da GAS face… (represent old school hip-hop!)
Don’t Mess With Texas.
YES!! I saw that too!!! I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!!! I swear he was serious! I think clint has been in a few scraps before!!!
Rick Perry says there are three reasons why you’re right.
Klingon
Good call. Stankface!
The Clint Dempsey Face.
It you Google “The Clint Dempsey Face” links come up for is, as do images if you type it in Google Images search. Don’t think another name is needed.
He’s used it before; it’s called the “Suck It Jol”.
He’s done it before.
It’s the “Suck It Jol”.
Deuceface
The face that a guy from Nacogdoches makes to a guy raised in suburban Massachusetts from an infant, who thinks he’s tough because he’s got some Jamaican roots.
I like it.
Jol-face…similar to “troll face”.
It’s gotta be either Stankface or Deuceface.
Bobble-head!
+1 the stanky face!
Deuceface Magee!
Deuce-eye or stank-eye
Deuceface Or THE DeuceFace or you got deucefaced.
It is definitely STANKFACE!
Reggae Face, not.
He is HOOD in deed!
Deuce-Face
___________
Everything else!
No competition. No Nat has ever done this before.
In Jamaica that would be called a “ScrewFace”
GasFace
the Clintepede
He looked like a centipede.
+1 Hilarious!!! Ives, as a daily reader, your best post/work by far. Keep it up!
GAS FACE, holy deuce…. thanks for the memory!
“I’m butt-hurt!”
Or the “Aren’t you just a bit butt-hurt” face.
1. Liquid Diet (aka Conrad Special)
2. Viva Franchino
Yeah, it’s Deuceface. That’s what it is. No discussion necessary.
Stanky Face
+$10
Deuce the stanky face, deuce the stinky face
that’s just a normal face
Grumpyface
Humpty Grumpty
Cletusface
Stankymon face
Rasta Monstaface
Stankass man face
Cowboy from hell face
Larry face (aka Larry King face)
Stankstare
Da Glare Nightmare
Scrunchyface