Welcome to the latest installment of You Write the Caption, where we provide readers with a comedy-inducing photo and see what sort of genius SBI readers can come up with.
Congratulations go out to Kevin Anderson, a University of Michigan student, for submitting the winning entry to the Sven-Nery edition of YWTC. Kevin's prize for winning the contest is one of our SBI Mafia t-shirts. If you are an SBI regular then you should pick up your own SBI Mafia t-shirt at Objectivo.com.
Now, onto the newest contest, which features Liverpool co-owners and fellow American billionaires Tom Hicks and George Gillett, who have apparently kissed and made up after months of feuding (or have simply decided they have no choice but to work together).
Enjoy the photo:
"Kiss me and you can have my half of the team."
Now it's your turn. Submit your best caption suggestion (keep them clean and keep them short) and I will pick the ten best submissions and have SBI readers vote to determine the best caption. The winning caption will receive a free t-shirt from SBI partner Objectivo Apparel.
Fire away.
I’ll make sure that YOU never walk alone, Tom.
If we kiss enough ass, we might actually get a bailout
I can’t believe we wore the same tie. We’re twinsy!
Puckering like Rafa’s backside as another PL title slips away.
Tom and George were happy at last, knowing their marriage would be officially recognized in England.
Those aren’t pillows Tom.
…reunited, and it feels so good…
“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
Let’s talk about the first thing that pops up…
You know what they say Tom , Gillets The Best a Man can GET ;D
No your breathe doesn’t smell like the 23 lagers you just downed!!!!!!!!
i’ve been saving a spot for you in my treasure bath
Your face is so smooth, that I just want to kiss it! What razor do you use?
“So Benitez was this close to me and he says…”
“shhhh…can you hear it? that was our title hopes flying out the window.”
And the hilarious thing is, Saputo TOTALLY thinks I want to buy into another soccer team!
“I wanna know what Love is… I want you to show me”
George: You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tom? You just put your lips together and… blow.
Tom: Wow. You make a great Bacall.
“You had me at hello…….You had me at hello.”
“There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting”
George: I know I heard something about a rule against handling balls in this sport…
Tom: You’ll just have to penalize me.
You had me at GOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
This is nothing. Wait until you see what I can do with my hands.
Sorry, Ives, if that last one breaks the “clean” rule. What’d you expect with a photo like that?
“Hey George, let’s move to the team to Cleveland. They’re going to give us a stadium deal.”
I sure hope that’s a gun in your pocket…but if not, gimme some shu-gah you big lug.
“pssst, Tom, Nando says that for an extra million we can shower with him after the game.”
Hey can I borrow $40MM? I got a nice deal cooking wiht MLS. You want half? Oh right maybe not so such a good idea.
“Now that we’re on good terms, can we discuss Lucas Leiva’s new lesbian haircut?”
I’ll be Gerard and you be Torres this time; when you get right in front of me I’ll provide you excellent service…
Damn George, that is a kissably close shave
“Georgie Porgie, I prefer to be called the Humpier Old Men.”
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
“I don’t think this is what they meant when we were told Europeans kiss each other for a greeting”
George, I didn’t know you meant a Glagow kiss…
Tommy, I told you before no dirty talk in front of the Kop!
“It is now only a matter of time before Texas and Wisconsin follow Iowa’s lead and our other partnership will be recognized legally”
Can you keep a secret? I’m actually the Craigslist Killer…
Your little dewlap makes you look 10 years younger. C’mon, lemme kiss it. I’m a good kisser.
Please?
Sorry, Blake wins.
Pucker-up Buttercup.
“Whooaa! Oh, Mersey, Mersey me….”
Marvin Gaye, anyone?
Y’know, Tom. I hear the Beatles are from around here. Their sings always make me feel tingly. Y’know who ELSE makes me tingly? You do, Tom. YOU do.
“See that camera over there? Lets smile and pretend to be happy for it!”
At least we’ll always have each other.
Kiss me and show off the tie. We need to sell to new markets!
Wow. Did we really bet that we would make out if eight goals were scored?
I guess we can “Kiss” the title away now.
Come on George, Gerrard and Alonso did it. Why cant we?
“Talk about a close shave, look at this BIC face Gillette”
Tom, that new Spanish cologne you’re wearing is enchanting.
Shut Up Hicks.
Of course it’s okay for us to kiss in public Tom, I own a Canadian franchise.
“Susan Boyle is hot! Never been kissed. Can we get her on at halftime?”
“This is how Sven seduced me.”
Hicks and Gillet were delighted to find out that their inability to spot Liverpool’s defense over the last month had absolutely nothing to do with their rapidly deteriorating eyesight.
Hicks and Gillet were declared legally blind after bragging to friends about almost “mousing” with Betty White and Bea Arthur, respectively.
Gillett – They dont say im “the best a man can get” for nothing!
“Even when we’ve lost all our integrity and Liverpool wins zero trophies again… at least we’ll have each other… forever”
When life gives you lemons…have a lemon party. That’s hopefully a reference that very few of you get.
Hicks: I know now that it’s over. I knew it then. There would be no way … no way you could ever forgive me not with this Liverpool thing that’s been going on for 2,000 years
Gilette: Bitch! You won’t take my team!
Hicks: I will!
Gillete: YOU WON’T TAKE MY TEAM!
Hicks: It’s my team too!?
Hicks to Gillet:
“The red tie idea was genius”
You say your neck is to stiff to kiss me? Apperently, your neck isn’t alone in being stiff.
Sorry, I thought we were doing the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene.
“You lost me at Hello”
“I’ve been playing around with the books…Yossi Benayoun is now an unpaid intern.”
George, what do they call ‘soccer’ here again???
Lately, Liverpool and their owners have been fascinated with “ties”.
Wait a minute…you’re not Rafa!!!
Alright but no tounge this time.
So apparently we haven’t won the league in almost two decades, which is funny, since that’s also when we started building in Stanley Park.
Don’t turn around now, but you gotta see the rack on Stevie G’s bird.
I said don’t turn around.
What’s that sweet smell on your breath?
I ate one thousand dollars for breakfast!
Tom, we’re so drunk right now!! was that a Home Run?
“Come closer and Poppa bird will give you your lunch”