You Write the Caption: Best of the Wolyniec/Thriller entries

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Just when you thought I forgot about the John Wolyniec edition of You Write the Caption, here it is.

With Wolyniec and the Red Bulls preparing to play in MLS Cup this weekend, what better time than to take a look at the very best caption submissions for the above photo, which caught Wolyniec celebrating his goal in the Red Bulls 3-0 playoff win against Houston.

There were a bunch of hilarious captions, but I have narrowed the field down to the following 10 captions. Check them out and give us your vote on which you think is the best:

TOP 10

10. It’s a cruel irony that in a week where racial barriers were broken, John Wolyniec showed that white men still can’t dance. (GAUCHO)

9. I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids. (JEREMY)

8. YOOOOOUUUU!!! (PKTAKER)

7. Years later, Red Bull veteran John Wolyniec still shows the effects of Metro Playoff Fever. (JS)

6. Lean back, lean back (BERT)

5. After his previous international transfers proved to be disappointing, Juan Carlos Osorio tried a different approach…..the living dead! (JJTBONE)

4. "…and that’s the story of how my hair turned gray when I was 11 years old." (Neumannator)

3. Goals…so easy a caveman can do it. (MasterShake)

2. Fire BAAAD!!! (STEVE)

1. "The Thrilla’ is Vanilla." (Nicholas Skyles)

This was my order of preference. Now it’s your turn to vote on what caption you thought was the best:

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7 Responses to You Write the Caption: Best of the Wolyniec/Thriller entries

  1. dave says:

    what happened to the results from the previous you write the caption (Freddie Ljungberg)?

  2. inkedAG says:

    There was a caption where someone said that John Wolyneic called out Peter Crouch for a dance off. That should have been in the top 10. Some of these top tens are lame.

  3. Tim F. says:

    For me it was tough to choose between my three favorites:

    It’s a cruel irony that in a week where racial barriers were broken, John Wolyniec showed that white men still can’t dance.

    Years later, Red Bull veteran John Wolyniec still shows the effects of Metro Playoff Fever.

    After his previous international transfers proved to be disappointing, Juan Carlos Osorio tried a different approach…..the living dead!

  4. M says:

    “Canada still sucks”

  5. Sandro says:

    From MJ Thriller:

    ’cause this is thriller, thriller night

    There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes

    You know its thriller, thriller night

    Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight’

  6. Joamiq says:

    Whoever submitted “show me sexy”, you may have not made the top 10 but you made me laugh when I was reading all the entries

  7. mom2bradley says:

    I voted for Goals…so easy a caveman can do it. (MasterShake) it made me LMAO