You Write the Caption: Twellman in Cancun

It is that time again. I wasn’t planning on doing another You Write the Caption contest just yet, but that was before my boy SF at The Offside Rules uncovered an absolute gem of a photo.

The picture comes from the Boston Globe, which is chronicled the New England Revolution’s pre-season trip to Cancun, Mexico. It is a picture of Taylor Twellman spending some downtime in a whirlpool with some teammates and some unidentified females. Here is the picture, along with my caption suggestions. Enjoy:

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Caption 1: "Damn, developmental players will hook up with anything."

Caption 2: "I miss Pat Noonan. Sigh."

Caption 3: "You know, if I were a damn Designated Player I could have a hot tub of my own."

Those are my three suggestions. Now it is your turn. Offer up your own caption ideas. Try to keep them short and definitely keep them clean.

Fire away.

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117 Responses to You Write the Caption: Twellman in Cancun

  1. MetroTard says:

    At least Red Bull gives you water wings.

  2. ManicMessiah says:

    Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.

  3. Bernie says:

    Why am I by myself?

  4. Matt says:

    Where the heck is Sexy Buns Wynalda with my Pina Colada?

  5. sidenetting says:

    I can do the math and this could be far worse than losing another cup final.

  6. PCFC says:

    Disappointed in his failed attempt to cross the pond, Taylor Twellman has spent the last 3 months sitting in one.

  7. Chris says:

    Where the heck is Sexy Buns Wynalda with my Pina Colada?

    Posted by: Matt

    And we have a winner 4 posts into the thing. Topic closed.

  8. sayervilleFC says:

    I wonder what the hottubs in Preston would have been like.

  9. Jack says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondent as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    This is the winner. Competition over.

  10. sayervilleFC says:

    Gosh, I got more action BEFORE I got divorced!

  11. JH says:

    I just spent the last minute laughing out loud to ManicMessiah’s post. That’s definitely a top 3-er.

  12. John says:

    “Taylor Twellman waits for Luigi De Canio to return from the bar, as the two enjoy appletini’s in Mexico”

  13. sayervilleFC says:

    And I’m gonna sit here all by myself and not come out until you let me go to England.

  14. John says:

    “Where the white women at?”

  15. sayervilleFC says:

    That yellow glow let’s me pee without anyone noticing.

  16. stencom1 says:

    Taylor Twellman shown here enjoying some revolution down time, is not sure he likes how things are pairing up…..

  17. Lemuel says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    CLASIC!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

  18. GC says:

    Chris Albright’s photo in the same gallery is way funnier to me.

  19. EDB says:

    Twellman fights back tears as he thinks of what could have been with PNE if he hadn’t signed the contract with NE last year…

  20. JSquaredNY says:

    Damn, where’s my sister?

  21. Johnny says:

    Taylor Twellman stars in the late night Cinemax feature, Insatiable Lust.

  22. josh says:

    Twellman once again fails to develop any chemistry with his striking partner…

  23. RedLine55 says:

    “I haven’t seen a woman with a body like THAT since… since… Steve Ralston.”

  24. RONANDO says:

    Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.

    Posted by: ManicMessiah

    Classic

  25. Jeonju says:

    Taylor Twellman: 24th man in life.

  26. guillermo says:

    Well…..everyone is paired up with the exception of the one guy at the back of the pool…..oh, what the hell……..

  27. Jason says:

    You couldn’t score in a hottub!!

    Score in a hottub…

    You couldn’t score in a hottub!!

  28. Gabe says:

    ManicMessiah has won. Its over. Just classic.

  29. Danny says:

    Screw the “Kick Medic!” This is the only “practice” product I need.

  30. camjam says:

    Do you think they’ve noticed i peed?

  31. sublicon says:

    Ives – how could you pass on the Albright photo????? That one was 100 times better than this one!!!!

  32. Steve says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    Wow. Perfection.

  33. doug says:

    Taylor Twellman turns to thank Eliot Spitzer for the phone number of these girls

  34. Dannyc58 says:

    Manic wins, but still…

    Taylor Twellman watching Preston’s North End as she walks away…

  35. Joamiq says:

    I feel so naked… I need to find the nearest GAP Kids.

    (I like Ives’ #2 and ManicMessiah’s, even if he misspelled despondent)

  36. Wes says:

    I’d rather be in Preston.

  37. Das_Rott says:

    Now I understand why the trainer said not to drink the water while we’re down here!

  38. Squard says:

    ¿Cómo se dice “shrinkage”?

  39. Amit says:

    Twellman: “I have abs too you know.”

  40. Luis says:

    Manic wins, hands down. The rest of us are fighting for second place.

  41. Brian Idziak says:

    “Hmm…I wonder if I will ever start finishing for the US……nah, didn’t think so.”

  42. Mark says:

    I won’t even bother after ManicMessiah’s entry. It really says it all…

  43. Joe_in_ND says:

    “Chicken…Airplane…Soldier…just keep kicking until the instructor comes back”

  44. Quartz62 says:

    “Victoria’s gone, you can come up for air Beckham, and no kissing this time”

  45. Nick G. says:

    the first comment wins hands down

  46. Jeremy says:

    Hmmmm……Should I go get my tightest shirt in case there is a wet t-shirt contest?

  47. Speedball says:

    “Come back! I thought all women knew about shrinkage!”

  48. Nick says:

    Manic and Dannyc58’s are great although I really like the caption that The Offside Rules had as well “Lone Striker” simple yet hilarious!

  49. Nick G. says:

    oops i mean the second comment

  50. Fuego Fanatico says:

    Ives’ Caption 2 and ManicMessiah have posted some real gems.

  51. Erik Abarca says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.” ManicMessiah

    WINNER!!!! Break out another YWTC Ives

  52. Tim Archer says:

    Come on…really? Manic’s is good…but I like Jason’s because it is so true…

    Twellman can’t even score in a hot tub……

    HA…classic

  53. Tim Crawford says:

    “Why do all these girls think I’m underage?” (see “Happy 7th Birthday” video on revolutionsoccer.net)

  54. Ted says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondent as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    There isn’t a point in trying after that one.

  55. MasterShake says:

    Manic wins hands down. I cant even concentrate after his post.

  56. chuck says:

    It’s much easier to take a leak in the hot tub when I’m not making eye contact with anyone.

  57. Michael F. says:

    “Man, you miss few opportunities on the National Team, and no one talks to ya.”

  58. Barry U says:

    That chick better come back or i just blew 200 pesos!

  59. Mike Caramba says:

    While Kick Medic has helped thousands of players score more on the field, it obviously hasn’t had the same effect for Taylor Twellman in his off-the-field life.

  60. Rob C says:

    Manic’s is absolutely brilliant. What’s even more brilliant is that this photo made it into the public forum…I love it!

    Here’s my crack:

    “I have an easier time scoring goals against the Red Bulls than I do hooking up with chicks in Cancun…what has my life come to?”

  61. Adam says:

    DAMN! I really wish my mom didn’t come to Cancun too!!! If only she’d just signed Mr. Nicol’s permission slip!!!

  62. Bishop says:

    “If this is a swinger’s club . . . where’s all the hot guys?”

  63. Mike Caramba says:

    Twellman pens new contract–includes a 2-season supply of XXS shirts and a “three-foot bubble” clause.

  64. jesse faily says:

    Damn, I am up to my ears in hot water without Noonan around.

  65. jesse faily says:

    Damn, I am up to my ears in hot water without Noonan around.

  66. BK says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    Give this man his money

  67. Mike Caramba says:

    Mexican fans releived–despite their team’s ongoing struggles in the States, Twellman shows American internationals still can’t score in Mexico.

  68. Andy says:

    “This party is lame. Does anyone know how to get to Señor Frog’s?”

  69. Andy says:

    “This party is lame. Does anyone know how to get to Señor Frog’s?”

  70. Taylor Twellman is a nervous mess as he hopes and prays no one notices the yellow tinge in the water . . . .

  71. kpugs says:

    Taylor Twellman decompresses after a long grueling day of diving lessons.

  72. kpugs says:

    Um, not that I am some kind of genius…but guys, the caption doesn’t have to be a fake quote, it can just be a caption.

  73. Haig says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    Everyone else is just spinning their wheels.

  74. Jaizea says:

    “Well no, the divorce isn’t technically final, but…Hey! Baby! Come back! It’s not like that!”

  75. Chris says:

    Where you going baby I am a pro soccer player!

  76. Chow says:

    Should have worn a condom…..

  77. KirkBhoy says:

    Wow these girls have high standards. If I could only get my mack on in Preston, England…

  78. Aljarov says:

    Nailed dead on the first comment!

  79. Dominghosa says:

    I just want to reiterate what everyone else agreed upon already.

    No point in trying.

    Manic has won. Hands down.

    In honor of Chick Hearn:

    This game’s in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jello’s jigglin’!

  80. TomM says:

    If I hurry back to my room, I can still get in a couple hours of Nick at Nite.

  81. rkupp says:

    What’s a newly single guy supposed to do in Cancun, anyway?

  82. ChrisLA says:

    “I wonder how long she can stay underwater…”

  83. ejs says:

    So what if Shalrie has a honey on his arm, I scored against Norway…WAITER!

  84. Chris says:

    Where is Eliot Spitzer when I need him?

  85. guillermo says:

    Shrinkage….it’s not just for my shirts.

  86. inkedAG says:

    Speedball took my idea! :)

    And I think John’s “Where the white women at?” is the winner!

  87. Mikemike says:

    manicmessiah gets my vote. hands down.

  88. Zerk says:

    Silver Spoons reunion not going so well for Ricky.

  89. ManicMessiah says:

    Suazo on for Ibrahimovic

  90. CD says:

    “No way, is that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson”

  91. CD says:

    “No way, is that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson”

    link to celebrity-gossip.net

  92. Brian says:

    TT wonders how long he can keep the tub bubblin’ before everyone else realizes the jets aren’t on.

  93. Seisco says:

    “Those bubbles are from the jacuzzi, I swear!”

  94. Thom says:

    Why is this water yellow?

  95. Patrick says:

    Taylor Twellman watching Preston’s North End as she walks away…

    Posted by: Dannyc58

    I love it.

    mine,

    “I wonder whats going on at Preston Northend. Ah! I know, I’d be getting my share of women. ‘Cause we all know the british women love a sexy american.” Yea, right

    Posted by: Patrick

    minor change

  96. CPTKevin says:

    ManicMessiah = WINNER!!!

    My feeble attempt at humor next to the master follows. Hot tubs always remind me of South Park and this quote:

    “All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!”

    link to moviewavs.com

  97. Thomas says:

    Now where did I put my youth sized kit?

  98. chris says:

    “if i can just angle this jet right…”

  99. jon says:

    manicmessiah and chrisla and chris get my vote

  100. Jeff says:

    If I knew all these people were showing up I would have worn a suit.

  101. dai says:

    having yet grow the wings from simply drinking it, revolution players soak in a tub filled with red bull (chicks not included)

  102. DURSK says:

    Well… If I cant go to Preston North End, I’ll just head over to the jacuzzi’s deep end…

  103. Brooklyn Zoo says:

    Taylor, please remove yourself from the national pool, err jacuzzi…

  104. From The Guy in the Backgound: Hey Taylor why’s your right hand below the water?

  105. Mike says:

    “Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”

    That is fantastic! Spent at least a minute cracking up. Sure winner right there!

  106. Sean says:

    If I can just slip into my Batman suit while no one is watching…

  107. Jeremy says:

    Fresh of his big raise from Preston North End being yanked away from him, Taylor Twellman is reintroduced to the concept of shrinkage.

  108. tommymcb says:

    SF wins: “Lone Striker”

  109. Tim F. says:

    There are some great ones but I liked this one the best:

    Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.

    Posted by: ManicMessiah | March 11, 2008 at 01:39 PM

  110. Kosh71 says:

    “PNE…SAVE ME!!”

  111. randall pink says:

    FROM THE ARTICLE:

    “Cancun during spring break? You’ve got to be kidding me,” says striker Taylor Twellman. “This is great. The weather is great. And then there’s all the extracurricular activities.”

    Extracurricular activities? Like sitting in a hot tub at the historic Welshley Arms Hotel without a chick, but right next to Chris Albright who is obviously wearing some good ol’ Tighty Whities?

    I’m sure you could see right through those things when Albright gets out… Wait, I just realized why he and Beckham were so close…

  112. chupacabra says:

    What do you mean I’m in trouble with Steve Nicol? I thought he said “Urine hot water now.”

  113. muscfiorentina says:

    Ives What happened to my comment?

    From the Dude in the background: “Hey Taylor why’s your your right hand under the water?

  114. chupacabra says:

    Damn! I choose a career in soccer over baseball but I still strike out every time!

  115. PCFC says:

    “Taylor Twellman watching Preston’s North End as she walks away…”

    Overlooked glory!

  116. bubblehouse says:

    Kids under 10 years of age must stay at the shallow end.

  117. steal your sounders says:

    Faced once again with the harsh realization that the soccer field is the only place he can SCORE!